(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
is an acapella group, MAYTREE!
(Special guest, MAYTREE)
You've just watched the opening show.
The next show can be seen every day.
Let's watch some feats of strength.
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell medicine.
$5 for supplements.
Please buy some. Please buy some.
Hey, what are you doing?
Well, the thing is...
Why you... Follow me!
We have cool wristlets too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
I'll fold this pot.
Gosh...
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal and Chilsip!
Now we'll take it up a level
and try folding this griddle.
Impressive, Chilsip!
With Gupal!
Pardon?
- Huh? / - Pardon?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this for me,
I'll stop using your toothbrush.
Pardon?
- You'd better keep your promise. / - Yeah.
Then I'll give it a shot!
Alright, alright.
This hurts.
What did you just do, Chilsip?
She kissed me!
Just like I planned!
Now that I've kissed Gupal...
You're next.
- Me? / - Yeah.
No!
Come here!
Chilsip!
I've returned safely.
We have an amazing team next.
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Ice cream ♪
♪ I like my mom the most after fried chicken ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Calf, calf ♪
♪ So tender ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
I want a chocolate chip cookie.
A cookie...
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I want some ♪
♪ Butterfly, butterfly ♪
♪ Come fly into my mouth ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Words that end in "ri" ♪
♪ Hamburger, chicken feet, chicken, pizza ♪
Pork hocks, pork cutlet, cheese pork cutlet,
noodles... I want all of that. Sounds good.
♪ Sounds good ♪
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Candy in my ears ♪
- Where? / - Where?
- Where's the candy? / - Where?
Where?
Chicken!
Where's the candy?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
This has been the Three Fat Tenors.
Next is...
- It's mine! It's mine! / - It's mine! It's mine!
Introducing the next show.
For our next show, watch the twins
and their amazing teamwork!
Okay, let's get it!
♪ Up, down, up, up, down ♪
♪ I keep being shaken up and down ♪
♪ Why don't you know? ♪
♪ Show me your true feelings ♪
♪ Why don't you know? ♪
The next show is the highlight.
They play music with their bodies. The Bod-chestra!
We'll start the music.
Saxophone!
1, 2, 3, drums!
Body!
Beatbox!
Yo, DJ!
That was the Bod-chestra!
Our show will go on!
Coming soon!
(Zoo News)
Hello.
This is Zoo News. I'm Anchor Cat.
Why are you wearing a woman's hanbok?
- I'm a woman. / - What?
I'm a sow bug.
I'm the oldest daughter-in-law.
Please give us the first report.
Yes, this is the first report.
Hallasan, Jeju-do...
Just thinking about it makes me upset. So stressful!
What's wrong?
My mother-in-law is coming tomorrow.
Just listen to me, Anchor Cat.
My mother-in-law coming is fine.
But why does she keep going through my fridge?
Does she think I'm starving her son?
So stressful!
- Calm down. / - So stressful!
Please calm down.
There was a failure in giving the report.
Please be understanding.
Jeju-do has become a big tourist attraction,
which is endangering the ecosystem there.
We'll check in on Reporter Squirrel in Jeju-do
Reporter Squirrel.
Yes, this is Reporter Squirrel in Jeju-do.
I'm at a sheep-shearing farm.
Due to the increasing tourists,
the sheep are catching fevers.
I will now interview a sheep.
Geez...
It's so embarrassing when I get sheared.
Today, some human sheared my wool like this.
Oh, my!
It's kind of sexy.
Pardon?
I should get going.
Where are you going?
To a bikini party at the beach.
♪ The start tonight is me, it's me ♪
Excuse me!
Alright...
Isn't Jeju-do known for horses?
How do the horses feel?
I will now interview a horse.
Here comes one now.
This horse has lived in Jeju-do his entire life.
Please say a few words.
My entire life?
I'm from abroad.
Abroad?
I was part of the Royal Horse Guards in England.
- Oh. / - I was even in marches.
Wow, that was so powerful.
And that's not all!
I modeled in Italy.
You modeled?
For the Ferrari logo.
Oh, I've seen that before.
Then what do you do these days?
I'm very busy these days.
Look. I'm getting a call.
Hello?
Alright, alright. I'll hurry.
Let me catch my breath first. Alright, alright.
I'm on my way.
Are you going to shoot a commercial?
No, I'm going to pull a carriage.
100 foreign tourists showed up.
This is going to break my back.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
$20 for 30 minutes.
- $20! / - I see...
The horses are breaking their backs
because of the many tourists.
I see. That horse sure is talented.
It's important to see how capable a guy is.
No.
You have to see what his mother is like.
So stressful!
I'll keep that in mind.
Reporter Squirrel.
I heard it's really hard to find hairtail in Jeju-do.
That's right.
Let me ask this whale to hear what happened.
I'm a hairtail.
- This is... You're a hairtail? / - Yes.
I see. So then...
Why don't I see any hairtail?
Why?
Because humans even catch the baby hairtail.
I see.
Just as you said that,
someone threw in bait to catch hairtail.
- Food! / - No!
Save me!
Hold on!
Save me!
Because of humans overfishing for hairtail,
the food chain is being destroyed.
We need a solution fast.
This is breaking news.
Due to the strike of national railway union,
all trains have been shut down.
Really?
Alright! My mother-in-law can't make it!
My mother-in-law isn't coming!
This concludes the news. Thank you.
My mother-in-law isn't coming!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Hi! Hi!
- Hi! / - Hi! Hi!
Who are you?
Hi, kids!
I'm from the land of hopes and dreams.
- I'm Miss Hard Carry. / - Miss Hard Carry.
Teacher, I just played a fun game with a friend.
What game?
We played tag.
Kid, you're it.
Catch me if you can!
Are you okay, kid?
Are you hurt?
What a relief.
So then...
Let's talk about this broken tablet PC.
- She changed. / - What?
What was that, kid?
It was already broken and I'm trying to con you?
Kid, if you suspect me like that...
You'll make things worse.
Everyone!
This little kid is hitting me!
Save me! Save me!
Hold on.
My broken tablet PC has something to say.
What?
Your last wish is to hear a song?
Alright.
♪ We used to love each other ♪
All of a sudden?
♪ Looks like we're breaking up now ♪
No! No!
Save it! Save it!
What are you doing?
You're doing all this to get a kid's money.
It's not working.
Kid, life is a war.
Alright, Miss Hard Carry.
What a peculiar girl.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, my girlfriend is dieting
so I gave her an grain-bread.
- What? / - What?
I mixed grain powder and rye bread!
You startled me.
Grain-bread is great for dieting.
Teacher, I started a business.
But it's costing so much money
and there's a lot to be worried about.
- First, I need a permit. / - Permission.
- I have to pay the contract fee. / - Right.
And I have to pay rent.
So, to handle all those complicated tasks at once,
I mixed them!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Permit, contract fee, rent...
Rent, permit, contract fee!
Rent-per-fee.
Rent-per-fee!
Everyone!
Rent-per-fee!
Rent-per-fee.
This has been Mix Sejin!
Good job, Mix Sejin!
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is so swag.
I'm going to work at a raw fish restaurant.
I'll totally have swag at the raw fish restaurant.
What will you do at a raw fish restaurant?
First, I'll sharpen my knife before cutting the fish.
Swag, swag, swag, swag...
Swag!
What's the best thing on our menu?
Swag octopus.
And swag-fish.
Lastly, swag pollack soup.
I'll cook the pollack soup myself.
♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble ♪
This is the special course-swag.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This parboiled squid...
Will become my wristband.
And this fish net,
will become my basketball hoop.
Lastly, this poisonous blowfish...
Will become my basketball.
Don't I look like a basketball player?
This will totally become a trend?
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
♪ When I play on the hot court ♪
♪ I'm coming to you ♪
Slam dunk!
The left hand is just there.
Good job.
Calm down.
Nice acting.
I'll go sit down now. I'll totally miss you all.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll not speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
Today, I'll talk about the things that can be
found in your average household bathroom.
First, there's a toilet.
- All bathrooms have toilets. / - Right.
A razor.
Most bathrooms have razors.
And there's also this rain.
I wash with rain every day.
Hold on. What's that?
Rain.
That's rain?
Rain.
You all know this is called rain.
How do you come up with these names?
Nobody calls this rain!
- Rain. / - Everyone calls it something else.
You all know it's rain.
- There's no term. / - Just say it.
- Just say it right. / - No...
Don't say it.
- Don't! / - Don't do it!
- Don't say it! / - This is rain!
No!
Don't say it!
Shower!
S-H-O-W-E-R!
Shower!
Electric silver metal shower.
Advanced luxurious wireless controller
digital shower.
The drama, "My Daughter, Geum Shower."
Moth!
- What was that? / - Shower-Sandy.
Yun Munsik.
Why him though?
"You little disrespectful shower."
♪ The hometown I used to shower in ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English.
Just call it a shower.
Don't make things hard for yourself.
- Really? / - Yeah.
- Then I'll keep going. / - Go ahead.
Next, I'll talk about the products
you need when you play in the water.
There's a swimming cap.
- Right. / - Very important.
Right.
And a life vest. You need to wear one.
And there's something else to wear.
This floating belly fat.
What is that?
Floating belly fat.
It looks like belly fat and it floats.
Just open a naming center instead of doing comedy.
Who calls this floating belly fat?
You've all heard of floating belly fat.
- See? / - Why would you nod?
Just say the right term.
- In front of everyone. / - Floating belly fat.
- There's a different name. / - There isn't!
No!
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
- Don't say it! / - No!
- No! / - Don't say it!
Tube!
T-U-B-E!
Tube!
Transparent color floating tube.
He's good.
Inflatable American flag swimming pool
and lake tube.
Soft tube stew.
Tube-tak's dad from "Ding Dong Kindergarten."
Robert Holley!
What? What's with Robert Holley?
"Would you like a tube?"
♪ Hit you with that tube, tube, tube ♪
That's forcing it.
No good?
- Go sit down. / - Alright.
So chaotic.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Do any of the students have any concerns?
Us! Us! Us!
Calcium.
When we dance together,
we have to dance in total unison.
How can we do better?
You want to move as one?
Then allow me to demonstrate.
He's good!
People come first!
I hope you all have a week filled with laughter!
(Two Job Republic)
Ow, my back.
This is driving me crazy.
Hello.
Let me sign you in. Where are you hurting?
I think I pulled my back muscle.
What's your name?
Lim Wooil.
And your date of birth?
July 8th, 1981.
Do you live in an apartment or villa?
A villa.
Rental or lease?
I live in a rental.
Why would you ask that at a hospital?
At Two Job Republic, I'm a hospital employee
and a match-making service employee.
It'll be hard for you to get a good score, sir.
No, I'm here because my back hurts.
You have a bad back too?
This will be hard to find a match.
I'm not here for a match! I'm here for my back!
What's with all the ruckus?
Do you own this place?
What are you doing?
I asked if you own this place?
What are you doing?
How are you in pain?
Who are you?
I'm a gangster and a doctor.
A doctor means you're in diamond rank!
What school did you attend?
I went to jail.
Oh, too bad.
What the...
Doctor, my back really hurts.
- So your back hurts. / - Yes.
You punk...
What was that for?
You're jumping around.
Looks like your back is cured.
What kind of treatment was that?
This is going to sting!
Why are you being like this?
You need a shot and it might sting.
Please be seated.
What's with this hospital.
I'll be giving you your shot.
Are you experiencing any discomfort?
I'm comfortable.
That's right!
Such a comfy couch!
If you sit here, you'll fall right asleep!
People, it's available in white only for today.
Please call now.
Who are you?
I'm a nurse and a show host.
- What's with this hospital? / - I'll give you your shot.
We'll take your x-ray now.
- This way. / - Hello.
Please stand here.
Stand here and lean back on this.
Take a deep breath.
Now hold it. I'll take it at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
Okay!
You look like Park Hyungsik from down here!
- Okay! / - I look like Park Hyungsik? What?
- I'm so excited! / - What are you doing?
- What are you doing? / - Confidence!
- From above... / - What? Confidence?
Okay!
Geez...
What are you doing?
- I'm a radiologist and photographer. / - What?
Look. Doesn't that look good?
- What the... / - This camera takes great photos.
It's available for $99.90.
What are you doing?
What the...
What is the meaning of this?
The patient is in critical condition!
Prepare for surgery.
Surgery?
Is my condition that serious, doctor?
- I'm an actor playing a doctor. / - What?
I'm doing a medical drama.
I think I'll be fine with a nose job.
I'll take care of your nose.
You punk, I told you to be good.
So this is where you were hiding!
What are you doing? He's a gangster.
I'm an actor and a detective.
I'm getting out of here!
What the... I lost him because of you.
Are you on his side?
Who are you?
- He's patient 264. / - What the...
A photo of your arrest! Okay!
What? Arrested?
What's with this country?
(I'd Like to Ask a Favor)
Hello, everyone.
I'm Kim Wonhyo the comedian. Good to be here.
It's monsoon season. How's everything going?
Unrelated to the monsoon,
a lot of things happened to me.
This is my 4th episode here since I came back.
Beside the real-time internet comments,
a lot of people have shared their opinions
on the Gag Concert message board.
So I took a look.
"I freaking hate Kim Wonhyo."
I am not a freak.
And, "Kim Wonhyo is so stinking unfunny."
That's why I took a shower today.
Clean, clear and confident!
Do you all know about the Blue House
message board?
So a lot of you know.
The Blue House made a message board
to connect with the people.
But some people seem to be confused over
our message board and the Blue House's.
So I took a look at the Blue House message board.
This is what someone wrote.
"The comedian that impersonate President Moon.
I always watch parodies of the president."
It's so nice that they complimented Principal Moon.
If you just add the Gag Concert logo,
it's like our message board.
Right?
You wouldn't know if I changed this.
But this person didn't
get confused over just the message board,
he even got some names confused.
He wrote Song Junggeun instead of Song Jungeun.
That's not how you spell his name.
It's Song Jungeun. Junggeun, Jungeun.
It sounds different too.
Junggeun and Jungeun are different.
Can you hear the difference? Junggeun, Jungeun.
They're clearly different.
Anyway, please do me this favor.
Please don't get confused.
So when you post on the Blue House board
and at least 200,000 people like your comment,
the Blue House will post a response.
But some of those comments
are really hard to write a response for.
Take a look.
"I'm selling my phone..."
Is this a marketplace?
Some are selling their pull-over and a guitar.
And look at this one.
This guy is selling cooked instant noodles.
And they only do direct transaction
in front of the Blue House.
Gosh...
Why would they post about selling instant noodles here?
Why is the Blue House message board so funny?
If you're this funny selling stuff,
what will happen to Momentary Home Shopping?
Hold on.
Is Yoo Minsang in front of the Blue House now?
But I guess being funny selling things wasn't enough.
Some people are funny by making
ridiculous demands.
"Tony Stark should be the secretary of defense."
Wow, that's amazing.
How could they think of this request?
If Tony Stark was the secretary of defense,
would Black Widow be the minister of
gender equality and family?
Spider-Man as the minister of environment?
Thor and his hammer heading the
ministry of employment and labor?
So please do me this favor.
Please don't be so funny when asking for favors.
Comedians try to forget about their image
when they're cracking jokes.
We get more laughs that way.
And those laughs make us proud,
so we work harder to come up with jokes.
But this one person
is totally making us comedians look bad.
He didn't just forget about his image.
He's thinking of self-sacrifice.
"I'll go to the army instead of Son Heungmin."
This was posted in the "Future" category.
"If the people of Korea can enjoy soccer with
my sacrifice, I'll go to the army twice."
How can we beat that?
And a lot of people liked this comment.
He got 2,628 likes.
What if it hits 200,000?
Will the Blue House post a response?
"Fine, you go to the army."
I'd like to ask this person a favor.
The guy joking about sacrificing himself.
Can you come on our show and be funny here?
Please... No.
Rather than asking like this...
I think written words are more powerful.
(You come to Gag Concert!)
Please do me this favor.
(Ugly Inside)
♪ I'll cast everything aside and go away with Yumi ♪
Honey, when we get to Busan,
we'll change into our matching clothes and then...
- Let's break up. / - What?
Before getting pork soup?
My face keeps changing.
It's too hard for me.
It is hard to change your face.
I had to sleep standing for half a month
after I got surgery.
- That's not what I mean, Yumi. / - Listen.
I don't care if your face changes. I only want you.
You got that?
Yumi, I'm sorry. I'll never say that again.
- Yumi, I love you. / - Don't ever say that!
I'm hungry.
- You're hungry? / - Yeah.
I'll go buy some food.
I'll buy your favorite, some dried squid.
Dried squid...
Yumi, I got some squid.
Honey...
Why did you buy two squids?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
♪ Let's go away, the two of us ♪
You should go away by yourself.
You're so funny, Yumi.
Let's go see the sunrise as soon as we arrive.
But don't wake me up before the sun rises.
Handsome guys need a lot of sleep.
I'm sorry, but the sun won't rise today.
Don't worry.
My face is the sun.
I'm sure it's the moon with all those craters.
You're so funny.
Your face is funnier.
Leave.
- Just go. / - Alright.
I'll end things here for today.
Honey!
Some weirdo came by.
- Yumi. / - Honey!
Don't ever go anywhere again! Alright?
- It was that bad? / - Yeah...
I'm not joking!
- Alright, alright. / - Don't go!
Alright, Yumi.
You look so much better now.
- Why would you say that? / - He's so handsome!
Thank you!
Alright.
Yumi, I'm sorry but I need to use the bathroom.
I said no.
Yumi...
Hold it in until your bladder explodes.
Yumi, I'll be right back.
Oh, good. Go in here.
Yumi!
I said not to leave.
I'll be right back.
If you leave, we're through.
- I can't hold it. / - No!
Honey! No!
This train is headed to Busan.
How will he change now?
A zombie!
What the...
Byeongcheol, did you change into a zombie?
What are you talking about?
I'm not Byeongcheol or a zombie.
My back got itchy.
Buy a back-scratcher.
Geez...
Honey, what's taking you so long in there?
I'll be right out.
Okay.
(Special guest, Sleepy)
Wow, it's someone famous!
Wow, a famous person!
Wow, Korea...
It's the Korean team goalie, Jo Hyeonwu!
I'm not!
Wow!
♪ Kick the ball ♪
I'm not.
- You're not? / - What are you talking about?
Oh, you're Sleepy!
Wow, you're so tall and handsome.
I'm Byeongcheol.
How are you Byeongcheol?
Sleepy, can you rap for me?
- Rap? / - Yes.
Okay.
♪ Mom's crayon is pink ♪
♪ Dad's crayon is blue ♪
What? What's this song about crayons?
Oh, so you are Sleepy.
I can tell by your mediocre rapping.
- You're him. / - That rap was really good.
- How was that good? / - Advanced.
Don't joke around like you just did.
You were on "Show Me the Money."
Can you rap like you did in the finals?
Like a real rapper.
- I was cut from preliminaries. / - Oh, dear.
- Oh, I see. / - Eliminated.
Oh, boy...
But I'm good at rhythm dance.
Rhythm... That's so random.
- Rhythm dance... / - I'll dance for you.
Really? Show me.
What's this?
What is this? This is weird.
This is a weird dance.
What is this?
I'm sorry, but aren't you going to do a turn?
Even your turns don't look good.
Not quite. You can just leave.
Thanks for coming, Sleepy.
What was that?
A zombie and Sleepy showed up.
It's like this train is headed to Andromeda.
Yumi, I'm sorry.
I can't go to Busan.
I have to go to Andromeda to find Tetsuro's mom.
Come with me.
Oh, my gosh!
Aren't you the Conductor from the "Galaxy Express 999?"
- Me? / - Yes.
I'm the conductor of this train to Busan.
Do you always dress like that?
This is my uniform.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
Please show me your ticket.
- My ticket to Andromeda. / - What's going on?
Don't be ridiculous!
Show me your ticket to Busan, mister!
You both look weird.
Mister? I'm a miss!
Excuse me..
What kind of girl has a beard like this?
How dare you do that to a lady?
No free rides on my train!
- Excuse me. / - What was that for?
- Hey! / - Bring it!
Don't fight dressed like this.
Leave. Both of you, get off.
Get off!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol, operator for pork.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong, operator for men's underwear.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for large TVs.
I'm Yang Sanggook, operator for complaints.
Sir, don't be so angry.
Please calm down.
Ma'am, you can look forward to today.
We're giving away a pound of pork for just...
$5,800.
Ma'am, is that too pricy?
We have more affordable models.
But the screen...
Is triangular.
They're briefs.
The moment you see our product...
You're cussing!
Please stop it.
Sir, you usually get sweaty
wearing ordinary underwear.
How does that feel?
I'm sure it smells.
But our meat isn't like that.
Our pork is so fresh
that when you slice into it, the color is...
Black.
Black is our best seller, sir.
Sir, try wearing our underwear
and show off to your wife.
Then your wife will say...
Why are you cussing me out?
Sir, please calm down.
We'll send you the product.
What's your address?
Brazil.
It's Brazilian pork.
Our pork is straight from Brazil.
And the growing children that
ate our pork regularly for a year,
grew 8cm...
It's curved, ma'am.
The screen is curved at a 15-degree angle, ma'am.
Ma'am, consider this.
Our product is easy to install too.
You just take the TV right out of the box...
And soak it in water.
You don't even need detergent.
Sir, if you wear sexy underwear like this,
who do you think will be the happiest?
Your kids will love it.
The meat is so tender.
It's so tender that
once you chew the pork...
It's an elastic band.
And the banding is very resilient.
Sir, just wear our product today
and go show your wife.
Then your wife will...
Hang it on the wall.
It's a wall-mounted TV.
A big TV on your wall.
Then your husband who usually drinks...
Leave it outside.
We'll go collect it.
Sir, our product can be taken apart,
so it can be hard to put on.
We'll provide written instructions.
And if you still find it's too hard...
We'll do it for you.
We'll come and install it.
Ma'am, think about it.
There are older people that can't see well.
But if those elderly people
watch a TV with a big screen at home...
It'll make your butt perkier.
It'll get nice and perky.
Sir, just wear our underwear
and set the mood at night...
This is all being recorded!
Please stop it!
Ma'am, I'll tell you why you should buy one today.
We'll be picking 3 people who buy a TV today
and the first person...
Gets radish wraps.
The second person...
You get jade underwear.
And the third person...
I'll report you to the police.
I'm hanging up.
Yes, ma'am. Thank you for your purchase.
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang.
Why did the shoot get delayed?
The actors are in makeup and waiting.
This makes things troublesome for me.
We need the generator truck,
but some car is blocking it
and they won't pick up their phone.
I called a tow truck.
How can someone be so ignorant?
My goodness.
Give me the number.
I'll call and cuss this person out.
- Really? / - Yeah.
010...
0000...
3621.
- Oh, it's my car? / - Pardon?
It was my car.
My goodness...
I went to church early in the morning
and I put my phone on silent, I forgot about it.
I guess you wake up early.
I didn't just go to church.
I went swimming too.
Wow, you take care of yourself.
You're the best celebrity at taking care of yourself!
My goodness... Thanks for the compliment.
You're a star director.
Hello, director!
Oh, it's the female lead of our drama!
The rising star!
You're the best celebrity at taking care of yourself!
Thank you.
You're the best celebrity at taking care of yourself!
I'm the tow truck driver.
You're the best at your job!
My goodness, everyone's the best.
So generous with his compliments.
I'll tow the car now.
Hold on.
Ma'am, if you give me your key, I'll move your car.
Oh, alright. Thanks.
- Please take care of it, director. / - Sure.
- Park it in the shade. / - Okay.
Hello, Ms. Shin.
Hey there.
My fans rented a coffee truck for me today.
Have some of this.
Alright.
I had fans when I was younger too.
Alright, thanks for the coffee.
So bitter!
Why does this coffee smell so bad?
I got my teeth whitened. They'll get yellow.
Ms. Shin...
We're doing the first scene together.
Can we rehearse together?
Goodness... Hey.
Rehearse by yourself.
What is acting?
It's a fight by yourself.
You've already lost, you loser.
Please just rehearse with me once.
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Lady.
You stole my necklace, didn't you?
Miss.
No.
It wasn't me.
Then where did the necklace in my room go?
You cleaned my room, lady!
I never touch your dressing table.
I might be poor,
but I'm not the type of person that steals.
Don't you lie to me!
I said it wasn't me.
It really wasn't me!
- Goodness... Hey. / - Yes?
Didn't you see me grab you by the throat?
My goodness! Hey!
Did I grab you that hard?
You're trying to make the people hate me.
I bet your fans will start throwing eggs at me.
I'm sorry.
My goodness... Youngsters are so scary.
So scary.
- Goodness... Hey. / - Yes?
Can't you see me grabbing you by the throat?
Goodness, goodness, goodness...
Goodness!
What were you doing just now, Nami?
I was rehearsing.
Oh, you're working very hard.
You got something on your shirt.
Got it.
Let's rehearse together later.
- Okay. / - Later.
- Goodness. Hi, Taehun. / - Hello, Ms. Shin.
Hey.
You got something on your clothes.
Can you get it for me?
Sure.
What's wrong?
That was a loose thread.
Oh, a loose thread...
I'm going to rehearse by myself.
Taehun.
Acting isn't a battle you fight alone.
You have to combine two energies
and get them to collide.
Taehun, practice alone all you want.
That's for losers.
I see.
Let's let our emotions collide
and make some energy.
Then let's give it a shot.
Alright, alright.
I'm sorry.
I can't focus since I didn't sleep much last night.
Why didn't he get any sleep?
Want to sleep on my lap?
Let me just do the lines again.
Too bad. Let me know anytime you're sleepy.
- Alright. / - Good.
I'm sorry.
I'm leaving you like this
because I really love you.
Why are you leaving me if you love me?
Why are you leaving me if you love me so much?
Don't go. Don't go.
Don't go!
Ms. Shin.
It says you cry silently in the script.
My goodness gracious!
I got too into the role.
My emotions collided with your hug from behind.
How do I cry silently?
Like this?
My goodness! I don't know what to do.
- Ms. Shin, I moved your car. / - Yeah.
But I think someone hit it.
- My car was hit? / - Yes.
- Someone hit my car? / - Yes.
My goodness. I didn't finish paying for it.
- My car was hit? / - Yes.
Goodness...
Who was it? Who's car got here last?
I was the last one.
It was your car, Taehun?
Oh, it's alright, Taehun.
My goodness. Did you hurt yourself?
Did the airbag deploy?
I think the coffee truck hit your car.
- It was the coffee truck? / - Yes.
The smelly coffee truck?
Goodness gracious...
That coffee is going to get you a bloody nose!
Ms. Shin!
(Big Picture)
Hello, everyone!
I'm Kim Daehui of Big Picture.
A big picture means to come up with a big plan.
Let's see big pictures in everyday life.
Gosh, that husband of mine...
Why isn't he home yet at this hour?
Geez...
Dear!
You reek of booze!
Just how much did you drink?
The chief and manager are waiting outside.
At this hour?
Why did you bring your chief and manager?
That's ridiculous!
Hello there.
Oh, gosh...
Sorry for intruding at this late hour.
Not at all. Make yourselves at home.
Thank you.
Don't just stand there.
Bring us some drinks and food.
- I'll go get something to eat. / - Okay.
Bringing my bosses home means
I won't get yelled at for drinking.
This is my big picture.
We fooled her.
She actually thinks we're your bosses.
Your old-looking faces worked.
This was our big picture!
Have a seat.
We're not so well-off,
so I don't have much to offer.
This really isn't much.
- But I hope you enjoy it. / - Okay.
Don't give them anything good
and they won't come again.
This was my big picture.
There really isn't much to eat here.
Yeah, I can't eat this.
Hold on.
I knew my wife would be like this.
That's why I brought the leftover fried chicken!
- Okay, okay. Let's eat. / - This was our...
Big picture!
Let's eat.
Daddy.
Oh, my little girl.
Did I wake you up?
Say hello.
They're high ranking people at daddy's company.
Hello.
This must be the youngest daughter.
What a cute girl. Here, buy cookies with this.
Take my money too.
Thank you.
Happy?
Don't wake me up when I'm sleeping!
Good job.
This was my big picture to make some extra money.
So those were some big pictures in everyday life.
For this next big picture...
Hold on.
I think...
We need the canned coffee prop.
- Sangho. / - Yes?
Here you go.
This was my big picture to get
a canned coffee commercial deal.
Let's see the next big picture.
Why did I marry into this big family?
How many memorial services do we have a year?
Hey.
What are you doing?
Yes, mother-in-law.
Don't make fritters like that!
- But I was... / - Move it! I'll do it.
Gosh, you can't even make fritters.
I'm sorry.
I did a poor job on purpose
to make my mother-in-law cook for me.
This was my big picture!
What are you doing?
Peel some onions!
Sure. Onions?
Wow, what's all this?
This was my big picture to get my daughter-in-law
to do the harder task.
When will I peel all these?
Honey, what's up?
What are you doing?
Why are you crying?
What took you so long? You should help me!
Your mother keeps yelling at me.
My goodness! Hey!
You're tattling to your husband
that I complained a little?
Fine! I'll do it then!
You gave me this big pile of onions
to give me a hard time!
My goodness, look how she talks to me.
Both of you, stop it! Nobody did anything wrong!
The onions are at fault!
I'll peel the onions. Give me those.
To make my lazy husband do some work...
This was our... Big picture.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this electronic scooter.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
A scooter!
That's right, everyone.
Minsang always rides an electric scooter
wherever he goes.
It's so convenient and nice.
That's why he ended up looking like this...
Yes, like this...
What do you mean by that?
I've never seen him walk a step.
I walked out here.
For your average electronic scooter,
you have to charge it for a day after riding it.
And if you forget to charge it...
- It becomes totally useless. / - Right.
But with Yoo Minsang's electronic scooter,
it's solar-powered so it can be charged as you ride it.
Take a look.
You have to hold this up and ride like this.
Just like this.
Your body would get charged if lightning strikes.
- That's why it's surprising. / - Very surprising.
That's not all.
We prepared a special service.
We have a customizing service to make you
your very own personalized scooter.
We'll bring in an electronic scooter enthusiast
and talk with him.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Kim Suyeong.
I got my very own personalized scooter
that's totally unique.
If you look at the handles...
They were made out of rice rolls.
Why are the handles made of rice rolls?
Oh, what's wrong?
For when you get thirsty,
cola comes out of the brake line.
Hey!
You'll die if you get into an accident.
And lastly...
The deck that you stand on.
The deck becomes a grill!
What?
It becomes a grill.
Why would you put meat on that?
If you have Yoo Minsang's scooter,
you can have the perfect picnic!
Give me that. It's broken. You'll crash.
It's mine!
Hey! I don't want your food!
What will we do about him?
We'll tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's electronic scooter
has an airbag just in case an accident occurs.
The moment you think you'll get in an accident,
quickly take your smart phone out,
start our scooter app,
log in with your ID and password
and then press the airbag button.
Then the airbag will be deployed.
Isn't that simple?
Wow, it'll be deployed after the accident.
That's why we added a retina-scanner too.
Who would do this during an accident?
And that's not all.
- Safety gear is necessary when riding. / - Yes.
That's why for everyone that orders today...
- We're giving away a free helmet. / - Great.
Take a look.
We're giving this away.
That's a helmet?
People, this helmet...
Minsang will make 100 of these helmets
each day all by himself.
What are you saying? I don't make those!
I don't make those.
And Minsang has finally done it, people.
I'm sure you all know.
It's a famous motorcycle brand.
He's collaborating with Hello-Davidson
on a product.
We'll show you all now for the first time.
Come on out.
Hold on... Hold on...
This is...
What is this?
You can't even ride that thing!
He's about to fall!
He couldn't even stay balanced! What was that?
What was that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Gosh, I'm hungry. What should I eat?
♪ Mix with your right hand ♪
♪ Mix with your left hand ♪
♪ Let's mix it up and make it good ♪
Yoo Minsang's electronic scooter.
What? What?
How was that relevant?
How is mixing related?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's braised pork and kimchi.
- It's a scooter! / - It's the best!
Geez!
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Sweet...
Pota...
Toes.
Monsoon season.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
I bought new jeans.
I should sew this.
There.
Ouch!
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Wow, the beach.
Let's take a photo.
I'll make the timer shorter.
In moderation...
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Next time.
The end.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple close-up trick.
As you can see, I have a heart.
Keep your eyes on this heart.
Abra, abra, abra...
Cadabra!
It split into two.
Now I'll try this amazing trick...
With someone in the audience.
Does anyone here have a $10 bill?
You, do you have a $10 bill?
A $10 bill?
Let me borrow a $10 bill if you have one.
Take it out fast.
I have a $10 bill.
I fold it once,
fold it twice,
fold it three times.
Abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
It split into two.
You can have them both.
Is there anyone in the audience
that would like to try this trick?
Me! Me! Me!
Me.
Alright, sure.
I want to get matching phones with my girlfriend.
Please make this into two.
- Matching phones. / - Yes.
Watch carefully.
Abra...
Abra, abra..
Cadabra!
Abracadabra!
What did you do to my phone...
You can use this one.
And give this to your girlfriend.
It changed, right?
Applause.
Applause!
Now, it's the highlight of our show.
I'll show you a time machine trick.
This is an amazing trick where we'll see the future
of the person that goes inside.
- Magician Bae Jeonggeun. / - Yes, boss.
What year do you want to travel to?
I want to go 10 years into the future, boss.
Alright.
Go inside.
Close the doors.
Let's see how Magician Bae Jeonggeun
changed in 10 years.
Keep your eyes on the time machine.
Time, go faster.
Abra, abra..
Cadabra!
It's at 2028.
Now we'll open the doors.
1, 2, 3. Abracadabra!
I'm innocent!
Gwon Jaegwan made me do it!
All I did was clap!
I hope Gwon Jaegwan is finished!
Close the doors.
- Stinking Gwon Jaegwan... / - It's too loud.
Now we'll bring Magician Bae Jeonggeun
back to the present.
Time, go back.
Abra, abra..
Abracadabra!
It's back to 2018.
Please open the doors.
Abra, abra..
Abracadabra!
Boss, what happens to me in 10 years?
You do just fine.
Things go really well.
What a relief!
It was nice to see!
Thank you, boss!
Yes, yes.
Now, we'll have Magician Lee Seongdong
enter the time machine.
Magician Lee Seongdong,
what year do you want to go to?
I want to go 30 years into the future, boss.
Alright, please go inside.
Close the doors.
How will Magician Lee Seongdong
change in 30 years?
Abracadabra!
2048.
Now we'll open the doors.
Abra, abra, abracadabra!
(Special guest, Kim Gihyeon)
It's Magician Lee Seongdong!
It's been 3 years since my boss Jaegwan passed.
Looks like I'm dead.
Yes.
Hold on.
That's my wife.
And it's been 3 years since we've been in love.
My goodness...
Now I won't call you my boss' wife.
- Gyeonga! / - Goodness gracious!
Forget about that punk Jaegwan.
We should get together now.
I've been waiting so long to hear those words!
- I'd love to, Seongdong! / - What's going on?
Drag her out of there!
Close the doors now! Close them!
Close the doors! Bring back Seongdong.
Bring back Seongdong.
Hold on, fool! They're both in their together!
Hurry up!
Time, turn back!
Abra, abra, abracadabra!
I'll never forgive him for this!
Open the doors! Abracadabra!
This way please.
Oh, thank you.
Why did you two come out of there?
We just ran into each other.
Good to see you.
You ran into each other? How?
- What? / - Answer me.
Answer me now!
- Applause! / - Applause!
Applause!